How does one fart when at a posh dinner?!
How does one fart when at a posh dinner?
Answers:
Quietly and hope no one notices. If its strong glare at the person next to you as if its theirs.
the same way as one farts anywhere, just make sure you don't follow through, one would not like it would they?
walk out of the room,,,excuse yourself
Excuse yourself, go to the loo, if you think it's going to be a loud one then pretend to sneeze and fart at the same time. If it's a smelly one you will be in the right place!
very quietly or eat charcoal biscuits b4 you go helps with wind good luck
Lift one cheek up and ask the guest sat next to you to pull your finger and then let rip. The louder and smellier the better *LOL*
One doesn't , one excuses themselves and goes to the restroom/toilet to fart. And hope that there is some air freshner.
DO IT AND THEN SAY 'EXCUSE ME'
One goes to the lavatory, waits till all stalls are totally vacant, then one lets one off in peace.
Don't fart.... let out a whistle out of your butt cheeks! haha
Here are my options..
1) Go outside or to the toilet and let rip.
2) Just look at someone else in disgust as if they did it.
3) Say 'Excuse me' and do a wee cough.
4) Whistle a jaunty tune and tell a couple of jokes
5) Go crazy and have a fake seizure to distract everyone else from your fart!
I'd go for first option ... going to the toilet or somewhere away from your table.
Good luck and just hope you don't fart!
You don't, you go to the bathroom make sure no-one is around and then pass wind.
say excuse me and run 2 the toilet!!
Ones doesnt.....
My friend sat next to the hosts dog and blamed the dog . When there is no pet to blame , try the kids and if you dont make it to the loo in time blame the person sat next to you.