I need suggestions for a females 50th birthday cake top inscription-asap?!


Question:

I need suggestions for a females 50th birthday cake top inscription-asap?

The cake is for a very worldly and open-minded individual at an all adult party. so no holds barred. Don't hold back!


Answers:
Put "Everything is downhill from here" and have a picture of 2 saggy boobs on the cake....on one boob put "happy" and on the other put "50th"

Happy birthday you old cow,hope your snatch hasn't dried shut.

Decorate it with a bunch of nude men. They can do that now--make sure they are very well hung though. We old ladies like that crap.

You're halfway to being 100 years old

You finally have an excuse to fart in public ---happy birthday you old fart!!

1/2 century gone another 1/2 to go -- its all downhill now

You should keep it simple such as 'Happy 50th' so she wouldn't freek out about her age.

For our favorite Golden Oldie!!

Happy Birthday ____!
50 years of Sass and Spice

Only a ***** like you could be that old and look that good.




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