I need suggestions for a females 50th birthday cake top inscription-asap?!
I need suggestions for a females 50th birthday cake top inscription-asap?
The cake is for a very worldly and open-minded individual at an all adult party. so no holds barred. Don't hold back!
Answers:
Put "Everything is downhill from here" and have a picture of 2 saggy boobs on the cake....on one boob put "happy" and on the other put "50th"
Happy birthday you old cow,hope your snatch hasn't dried shut.
Decorate it with a bunch of nude men. They can do that now--make sure they are very well hung though. We old ladies like that crap.
You're halfway to being 100 years old
You finally have an excuse to fart in public ---happy birthday you old fart!!
1/2 century gone another 1/2 to go -- its all downhill now
You should keep it simple such as 'Happy 50th' so she wouldn't freek out about her age.
For our favorite Golden Oldie!!
Happy Birthday ____!
50 years of Sass and Spice
Only a ***** like you could be that old and look that good.