How can I......?!


Question:

How can I......?

I want to have some stinky gas, really fast. Like in 20mins. I'm expecting company.

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3 months ago
I wanna knock them out of their seats with some real reekers. The kind that peel wallpaper.


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3 months ago
I wanna knock them out of their seats with some real reekers. The kind that peel wallpaper.

Cabbage, broccoli, and Heinekin beer. Or, just look at the picture on a bottle of Bean-O and eat what ever is on that.
Why do you want gas that could melt the sticthing out of blue jeans? Meeting the in-laws, lol?

turn your pilot on halfway for about 20 minutes, but don't cause any sparks or light any flames.

beans with brusell sproughts

beans
cabbage
brussel sprouts
broccoli
mix in a dairy product
take your pick
have fun!

the green part on the center of the garlic clove.the small sprout in side

eat some scrambled eggs
garlic
cheesy pizza
baked beans really fast

Turn all the burners on your stove on. Hopefully your stove is gas. Under no circumstances should you light the burners. Lots of gas must be allowed to escape. Make sure you are alone in the house. Seal all the windows and doors shut. Now get comfy on the kitchen floor. You might want to put a pillow under that intelligent refined brain of yours. Close your eyes and sleep. Now all your problems will be solved and we won't have to read any more stupid crude questions from you!




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