It is my cousins 18th bday .. toasts ?!


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It is my cousins 18th bday .. toasts ?

It is my cousins 18th bday and I would like to say a toast at the table. I want the toast to be funny , short, and heart warming, if anybody has any ideas please tell
thank you in advance


Answers:
"To the 'Teens'. May your approaching memories of them be even more precious than was your anticipation of their arrival".

Take a minute and search your heart. What does it tell you about this cousin? What are his endearing qualities? What are some fond memories? A toast is something personal, so I'm hoping you'll come up with your own. But here are some thoughts:

1. To a remarkable person, may they live their adult years as eagerly, but with slightly less unbridled enthusiasm as they did their teen years! We'd like to keep you out of rehab for a while longer!
2. To a great guy (gal), you've taught me everything I know about wine, women, and song.....ohhhhh, darn....did I say wine? Did I say women???? What I meant was "Whine", as in not getting my way, and "women"? Well, because of you i discovered what the phrase "That time of the month" really meant!

say something funny about your cousin that you remember from when you were kids




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