Facebook! group officer titles?!

Facebook! group officer titles?

i made a facebook group just for fun with my friends about "foulds" (which is maccaroni and cheese that comes in a box. it is just like "wackymac" (with the powder cheese) but it is elbow noodles...)

anyways, i need to assign my friends officer titles but i am not a funny person and i want the titles to be cute and funny.

please help!

ill tell u their names and a little about them so that u can help me out. also - any of the titles can be about foulds, maccaroni, noodles, anything like that.

#1 - short, curly hair, very bubbly personality
#2 - it was her birthday party that we actually ate foulds
#3 - one has a realy bad voice and me and her did karaoke the whole night


so if anyone can please think of officer titles for those 3 ppl, and ALSO tihnk of officer titles for 2 other ppl usuing maccaroni jokes (bc i dont rly know them so well.. so theres no private joke or anything i can put on) i'd really appreciate it.
thanks!!