What is the best accompaniment for Human remains?!


Question:

What is the best accompaniment for Human remains?

I'm hosting a dinner party for a few friends and we intend to eat the least popular person in the room after a vote.


Answers:
lysol and bleach....you never know what diseases you can get!

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boo!

Tomato sauce

Mayonnaise and eggs.

Human beings on toast.

nachos with a poo dip

Brocolli has always gone down well at my dinner parties. Be careful mind, as often the least popular tends to be the least physically attractive and as we all know attractiveness equals taste. Try placing apples in the mouth and other orrifices if your planning on roasting the meal. It brings out a great flavour in the meat.

Might I recommend a blackberry crumble as a desert?

Fava beans and a nice Chianti.

Some fava beans and a nice chianti.

I would say a nice home-made apple sauce..human flesh is meant to taste a bit porky!

Two veg, yorkshire puds and gravy. Don`t forget the gravy....mmmm!

Barbeque sauce is very nice.

digestive medicine
ir better yet... a psychiatrist and a cop

Hmmmmm... slightly worrying. Brings a whole to meaning to bringing friends around for dinner.

Rather than an accompaniment why not use a fondue set?




p.s i do hope that your joking, i don't wanna see the headlines on Monday

Have you considered that it might be you? Then, who would bid your guests farewell at the door? Could be a very rude situation!

Brussel scouts and marrow.

A neck-tarine! for pudding with veinilla ice cream.

Chestnut stuffing, made with the liver, chestnuts and sage.
Apple and bread sauce. To drink: a full-bodied Burgundy.

pickled gerkins

i have no idea sorry

Ice cream and chocolate cake of course!!

I would like to answer but am busy. I am having a friend for dinner.

Really depends on if you are on the Adkins, South Beach diet, or Weight Watchers.

You did'nt say raw or cooked !

Prison




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