If you could write a fortune for a fortune cookie, what would you write?!
If you could write a fortune for a fortune cookie, what would you write?
Answers:
At the strike of midnight, you'll be purring!
(everyone says it's cat, but I like Chinese, good kitty I guess)
Don't hold a grudge, Life is too short.
Don't pee into the wind.
just breathe and beleive
I always thought it'd be funny if someone wrote "Help! I'm Trapped In A Fortune Cookie Factory!"
Buddha says hi
Look fast, flying chopstick attack
Check for stains, MSG burns holes
Breaking cookie like breaking mirror
rubber duckie
left is right, and right is wrong
Here are some fortunes I might include:
"You make your own good fortune"
"You make your own bad fortune"
"Take notes during misfortune for future reference"
"Your life will hold tragedy"
"Your life will hold joy"
"Embrace what you have; steal what you don't"
"Don't sniff glue"
"Don't listen to bad advice"
"Learn the oompa loompa dance"
"If you can't read this, your life will be remarkedly unchanged"
"If you can read this, you should teach others who can't"
lol- I think these things are amusing; some of them are more serious, and some are meant to make no sense and be of no use, other than comic relief, and silly fun.
Confucius say "Don't ever vote for a Bush again"
" Do you know where your dog is?" (haha)
Look forward to the next friday
Lucky numbers:2,4,6,7,8
Its better to die on your feet than live on your knees
(its out of a midnight oil song, they are a great aussie band)
you will come to hard situations and obstacles . . . get over it
The love of your life has just stepped onto your pathway.
or...
Someone from your past has returned to steal your heart.
^^^ I actually got this one in a fortune cookie a few years ago, I keep good fortunes that I get, I have a little collection in one of the photo sleeves in my wallet! :o)
one of the olympic stars .. sorry i do not remember which one had her husband propose to her with a fortune cookie. he took her to chinese restaurant and the cookie had the words marry me ... inside it. i thought it was a cute story that is why i remembered it. wish i could remember who .. this is gonna bug me now :-)
Life is short, kiss slowly
Do not smell the inside of a used hat.
actually, i got that one the other day :p
"A Healthy life is bound for someone who seeks its."
don't masterbate too much; you will go blind
Holding secrets is a heavy load to carry. (That's why I never allow anyone to tell me a secret, and I have none.)
"Help I am being held prisoner in a chinese fortune cookie factory"
A woman is only loved by how well she cleans.
Cherish your family and friends.They are a gift from God to you.
happiness is basically the state of mind, and not the cookie you just received.
"That wasn't chicken you just ate"........
'To gain good fortune you need first to give fortune "
A smile is the lighting system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart.
Happiness is not a reward, it's a consequence.
Don't let anyone steal your joy!
you will have good health
That wasn't Chicken!