Evil food?!
Evil food?
There is good news and bad news. The good news is that my evil mad scientist lair has been chosen to host the “World Domination Ball and Gala”. This will get me a little recognition, even if it means that I have to put up with Dr. von Kunk spilling port on my rugs. The bad news is I have no idea what to serve.
I need ideas for evil food. Something that says “Sure, I'm a mad scientist, but I'm not crazy.” Something that is delicious and has class, and hopefully is reasonably healthy for the other mad scientists watching their waistline.
Oh, and don't bother suggesting anything poisonous or hallucinogenic. I already know what to do about that. I am an evil genius, after all.
Answers:
Normally I'd say have it catered by McDonalds, but you say tasty and healthy.
You want evil, check it out. Just make it a 'last meal’ themed dinner.
Find out what the last meals of all the recently executed criminals was, set those items up on a buffet with pictures and bios of the dead person who ordered it.
This way everyone will enjoy yummy food, yet be reminded of evil with every bite.
Your Shot out!!!! Were you dropped on your head numerous times as a child???? I next meal you should have, Should be in the nuthouse, I DOUBLE SALUTE YOU. Now go play marbles on the highway.
Assuming you're going to presentation, you could look at the halloween section of www.kraftfoods.com
They have some creative ideas that look evil, some are more halloween like that onthers, a personal favorite is the
JELL-O? Creepy JIGGLERS? Hands.
http://www.kraftfoods.com/main.aspx?s=re...
But you could browse around that site and maybe you'll find something you're looking for.
Extra sharp white cheddar cheese. As kids my siblings and I actually referred to it as 'evil cheese'.
When I think evil, I think decadent...I found this menu for a decadent festive feast
...http://www.cooking.com/recipes/remenute....
from the Litchi Champagne Cocktail to the Pomegranate Sorbet with Champagne...with courses of lobster, oysters, chestnut ravioli and filet of beef in red wine in between...
It seems like what the devil himself would serve in celebration of a big event...Enjoy! Oh, and may I be so bold as to try to score an invite!? Sounds interesting!
Tripe, tongue, head cheese with some nice munchies along side. Play with colors, black or purple dips for chips. Some great recipes on Halloween food websites. Think more along the lines of evil decorations and accessories, and let guests have a nice nosh.
it's unpossible eat crackers and cheese and pickled balogna and drink some beer with it
Naturally,
Deviled Eggs!
You can make eVil curried Deviled Eggs and all other evil foods, but adding a few spices.
Oh, and put the whole egg carton on it's side in the fridge the day before you cook the eggs. That way the yoke will go to the middle. And you will get nice round Deviled Eggs.
Ingredients
Makes 20
* 10 hard-boiled eggs
* 1/2 cup Homemade Mayonnaise
* Coarse salt and freshly ground black pepper
* 1 pinch cayenne pepper
* Assorted garnishes, such as anchovy fillets, caviar, creme fraiche, crumbled bacon, curry powder, ground nutmeg, kalamata olive strips, pickled ginger slices, fresh tarragon, fresh thyme, toasted cumin seeds, sea salt, or wasabi caviar (optional)
Directions
1. Peel eggs and cut in half, either lengthwise or crosswise. Carefully scoop out yolks, and arrange whites on a platter or tray.
2. In the bowl of a food processor, process egg yolks and mayonnaise until smooth. Alternatively, press yolks through a sieve; mix yolks with mayonnaise until smooth. Season with salt, black pepper, and cayenne.
3. Transfer egg yolk mixture to a pastry bag fitted with a large plain or star tip. Pipe mixture carefully and very neatly into egg halves; top with assorted garnishes, if desired. Cover with plastic wrap, and refrigerate until ready to use, up to 3 hours.
What could be more evil than to serve this as your desert....
"Kitty Litter Cake"
CAKE INGREDIENTS:
1 box spice of German chocolate cake mix
1 box of white cake mix
1 package white sandwich cookies
1 large package vanilla instant pudding mix
A few drops green food coloring
12 small Tootsie Rolls or equivalent
SERVING "DISHES AND UTENSILS"
1 NEW cat-litter box 1 NEW cat-litter box liner 1 NEW pooper scooper
1) Prepare and bake cake mixes, according to directions, in any size pan. Prepare pudding and chill. Crumble cookies in small batches in blender or food processor. Add a few drops of green food coloring to 1 cup of cookie crumbs. Mix with a fork or shake in a jar. Set aside.
2) When cakes are at room temperature, crumble them into a large bowl. Toss with half of the remaining cookie crumbs and enough pudding to make the mixture moist but not soggy. Place liner in litter box and pour in mixture.
3) Unwrap 3 Tootsie Rolls and heat in a microwave until soft and pliable. Shape
The blunt ends into slightly curved points. Repeat with three more rolls. Bury the rolls decoratively in the cake mixture. Sprinkle remaining white cookie crumbs over the mixture, then scatter green crumbs lightly over top.
4) Heat 5 more Tootsie Rolls until almost melted. Scrape them on top of the cake and sprinkle with crumbs from the litter box. Heat the remaining Tootsie Roll until pliable and hang it over the edge of the box. Place box on a sheet of newspaper with sign below, and serve with scooper. Enjoy!
For your fellow mad scientist might I suggest Pork loin stuffed with apricots and dates. Pork being a cloven animal and apricots are just sinfully good. Pair that with a Sauvignon Blanc from the Casillero Del Diablo ( The Devil's Cellar).
For dessert how about Death by Chocolate and a decadent port to match.
Use dry ice for some beverages served in large non glass containers
Scientist Brew...
The flavor of this potent brew is fruity with a hint of slime -- er, lime. Its murkiness comes from a generous helping of green fruit juice blend, available at the grocery store in the health- or energy-drinks section; tequila and a dash of lime juice give it a delectable edge. For the fuzzy, mold-colored rims, we used file powder, a Creole seasoning, but green tea powder will work just as well.
Serve your drinks in beakers and stuff.
I don't think you should go to halloweenish since you are a scientist not the devil.
Devils Food cake/next to Angel Food cake.(that way you can actually see who is really who they say that they are.).hmm
Apples..yes the big delicious ones,heckel heckle..
Lots of garlic bread..and Goulash(check out recipe) any web site has this..
Red wine and limburger cheese (that stuff smells and will keep you well away from any intruders ,in case you need your space)