Will i go to jail?!
Will i go to jail?
if i tell my neighbor i got really drunk last night dont know what happened bit i woke up this morning with one of his sheep in my bed
Answers:
If the Sheep keeps his mouth shut and swears nothing happened. Once you go Baaaah, you never go back.
hahhaha thats gross
Sicko
Why would you go to jail for beastiality?
Damn, you sure will.
When the cops come, ALWAYS resist arrest. Its funnier that way.
i don't think so
No but you may get sew
Maybe...it might help with that rectal itch you have.
yes you will or hell
Yeah baby. Your shagged her yeah!!!
um i dont think so maybe charges or a restrainning order but thats it !!!!
was it concensual between u and the sheep if so i think you should be fine
Only if you get the sheep pregnant.
ha ha ha ha thats funny!!!!!!!!
they wont take u to jail, theyll take u to a mental home
He'll probably understand why you couldn't have relations with a human female and take pity on you. The best thing to do is keep quiet about it so you can get some more. P.S. Congrats on finally losing your cherry.
Not in Wales you won't.
Eat the evidence if elsewhere.
You are such a liar.
I can't think of a reason why you would go to jail
Was her name Babara?
your so baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa bad
lol, eewww
hehehe tell the sheep to take a pregnancy test and shut the hell up!
I DEPENDS ON HOW UNDERSTANDING OR KINKY YOUR NEIGHBOR IS BUT YOU COULD WIND UP IN JAIL.
Only if paternity is proven....
If the sheep decides to press charges... yes.
just say the sheep was having nightmares and it needed a cuddle
Does that sheep have anything to do with your rectal itch?! Becuase in that case, you and that sheep should see your physician asap. Bcuz that damn sheep could have been sleeping around, behind your back!!
That was appalling but 3/10.
Probably!