OLD PEOPLE and the theft of cake!?!
Theres an old peoples meeting going on in the community hall along from my office!.!.!.!.every week they over-run the kitchen here and fill it up with tea and cake and they forget to plug in the fridge because they have so many kettles going!
ive just been in there and theres cakes lying around,!.!.!.!.shall i steal them to teach them a lesson!!Www@FoodAQ@Com
ive just been in there and theres cakes lying around,!.!.!.!.shall i steal them to teach them a lesson!!Www@FoodAQ@Com
Answers:
Yes!. Teach them old bags a lessonWww@FoodAQ@Com
Why is the fridge UNplugged!? Kettles go on a stove, so they don't need to be plugged in!. Go to a Home Depot and buy a cheap outlet cover, that screws into the sides of the outlet, so that the plugs can't be pulled out (made to keep toddlers safe)!. Then, they won't be able to unplug the fridgeWww@FoodAQ@Com
Remember some day you are going to be one of those old people!. What the heck is wrong with you and others who want to hurt older people!? Have not you been taught that STEALING IS WRONG!. If you cannot discuss this problem with someone higher up than mind your business and worry more about your own work!. I am ashamed of you !Www@FoodAQ@Com
Nope, stealing isn't good!. Post a sign to remind people to plug the fridge back in before leaving if they unplug it!.
Then, ask for some cakes!. Being elderly, the women will probably give you a whole plateful if you ask nicely!. Www@FoodAQ@Com
Then, ask for some cakes!. Being elderly, the women will probably give you a whole plateful if you ask nicely!. Www@FoodAQ@Com
Buy one of those covers for the plug on the fridge that's stops you unplugging it at all!. then nick a cake!.
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When you realise that those jam tarts and pies have been crimped using their false teeth you might think otherwise, but I had to laugh about all the kettles being plugged in!. Seems like in America they've never heard of electric kettles!Www@FoodAQ@Com
You should steal them for the simple pleasure of eating them, my friend!.
Ah, the cakes not the old people, of course!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
Ah, the cakes not the old people, of course!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
put the cakes in the fridge that way they will forget them as they don't use the fridge so later u can eat the frogotten cake Www@FoodAQ@Com
You can't have your cake and eat it!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
If you dont, they will only go stale and mouldy, so no1 will be able to enjoy them! u may aswell, else itll have been a waste of the poor old dears money!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
no because they are old people you should just leave a sign saying them to clean up after themselves!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
Yes!. Steal but only for the purpose of eating one! Yum! dont worry abou teaching them a lesson, lolWww@FoodAQ@Com
No! your an adult!. How about talking about it with the group leader or something!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
Just turn the electric off!.!.!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
Yes!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
Go for itWww@FoodAQ@Com
I'm feeling your annoyance!.!.!.!.I would be secretly fuming but my experience has taught me that you should take a deep breath and tackle it head on!
Seeing as they are elderly the best course of action is not to directly tell them that you are getting annoyed with the mess/fridge issue!.
You need to go on in there and "get involved"!.!.!.!.!.start chatting to them and fraternizing, you will have them eating out of your hand in no time feeding you as much cake as you can eat!.
Then for the KILLER BLOW!. In one of your cosy chats with them drop in casually how UPSET you were because your lunch got totally ruined because someone left the fridge off; they of course will nod and agree sympathetically - also hopefully noting to SELF that they need to do this!.
You can drop in the mess issue same way - describe another party (not them) who recently used the kitchen (can be totally made up) and how it was such a mess, get their buy inn - nodding sympathy again etc and realy lay it on thick of how bad it was!.!.!.!.hopefully they will get the message!.
After a couple of weeks if not, get some electrical tape that you can write on and stick all over the fridge plug so it cannot be removed!. Label in big thick black pen "Never Remove this PLUG"!. At the same time, print up a nice poster asking eveyrone to tidy up after themselves/shared kitchen etc and stick up a few in the kitchen!.
This method wont likely get you the cake though!.
I just had a third idea!.!.!.!.!.next time they are due over, invite ALL your mates around and have a big humungous tea and toast party in the kitchen using all plugs and all space!. See what happens then hey!?!Www@FoodAQ@Com
Seeing as they are elderly the best course of action is not to directly tell them that you are getting annoyed with the mess/fridge issue!.
You need to go on in there and "get involved"!.!.!.!.!.start chatting to them and fraternizing, you will have them eating out of your hand in no time feeding you as much cake as you can eat!.
Then for the KILLER BLOW!. In one of your cosy chats with them drop in casually how UPSET you were because your lunch got totally ruined because someone left the fridge off; they of course will nod and agree sympathetically - also hopefully noting to SELF that they need to do this!.
You can drop in the mess issue same way - describe another party (not them) who recently used the kitchen (can be totally made up) and how it was such a mess, get their buy inn - nodding sympathy again etc and realy lay it on thick of how bad it was!.!.!.!.hopefully they will get the message!.
After a couple of weeks if not, get some electrical tape that you can write on and stick all over the fridge plug so it cannot be removed!. Label in big thick black pen "Never Remove this PLUG"!. At the same time, print up a nice poster asking eveyrone to tidy up after themselves/shared kitchen etc and stick up a few in the kitchen!.
This method wont likely get you the cake though!.
I just had a third idea!.!.!.!.!.next time they are due over, invite ALL your mates around and have a big humungous tea and toast party in the kitchen using all plugs and all space!. See what happens then hey!?!Www@FoodAQ@Com
No, just lick your finger, or if you're really evil, stick your finger up your poop hole and touch all the cakes!.
Then sit back and watch the fun!.
Way more satisfying than stealing!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
Then sit back and watch the fun!.
Way more satisfying than stealing!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
Absolutely, jack that cake and teach those MF OAP's a lessonWww@FoodAQ@Com
