Write your own fortune Cookie ___________________________________?!
Write your own fortune Cookie _________________________...
Answers:
"The key to life's mysteries lie under your hat"
This insert contains a protective plastic coating.
hahahahaha
Put off today what you can always do tomorrow.
soon u will have a huge amount of luck in your life
but then suddenly any one and every one u know will die slowly in some horrible way...but then you will win 10 billion dollars and die at 156 years old...alone...but one year before you die you will lose house and home to the I.R.S. for tax evasion.
You will discover the one person who truly loves you for who you are. His name is Jesus Christ.
You will Live Long and Prosper.
get a vacation
Yesterday is in the past. Tomorrow is not promised to you. Live today to the fullest.
life can be made simple but would that be as much fun.....
Fortune favors the brave. ---
Be steady and strong with your emotions, not too forceful, but appear certain in your choices and all will be well.
Give up for a second and that is where you will finish. --- You face a major challenge now, but persist and you will win the admiration of one most important to you.
tomorrow u will wakeup naked!!!
your lucky days: 3,13 ,17,19
M y in laws play a game at Chinese restuarants - everyone has to read theirs outloud and add "in bed" to the end.
Last time, my husband got:
"You have many hidden talents which will reveal themselves in time." - in bed, lol
Fortune Cookie? We don't need no stinkin' fortune cookie!
lucky fortunes lies ahead of you
Get a life and stop relying on fortune cookies!
One smart cookie - one dumb blonde.
Stop reading this and just go back to bed.
Hope you didn't eat the duck.
Watch for rain.
You will go home and eat liver and fish for lunch.
Oh and you will give your friend a 12 flower bag.
Some day you will go to the moon because, when you were in school, you took up space.
"That wasn't chicken that you just ate"
You make your own fortune
The grass hopper is wise but when thought wiser then the owl it is eaten.
He who live in glass house should dress in basement.
Go back to bed and try again tomorrow.