Help my Turkey went on a rampage!?!
Help my Turkey went on a rampage!?
|My Turkey kidnapped my dog put him in the oven and told me lets have HOT DOGS..... what do i do
Answers:
haha... that's funny :)
I think you went....off the ramp....
Fry his ***. Yummy.
rescue your dog and tie up the turkey
have hot dogs tonight and turkey a week from now. learn to control your turkeys better in the future. if it was a neighbors dog the situation would be a lot more difficult to solve.
Serve it with sum fries on the side!
do whatever your turkey demands you to do. obviously the bird is smarter than you.
:)
Eat the dog
It'll save you lots of money because you don't have to keep feeding it, and there's no tryptophane in dog meat so you won't be sleepy afterward.
Thanks for the chuckle
dial 911, bad turkey.