I need ideas for a funny pre dinner grace that i can translate to welsh?!

Question:

I need ideas for a funny pre dinner grace that i can translate to welsh?

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Dear farhter,
I think that this food will be horrific, so i pray that you kill my tastebuds for the next hour or so. I also pray that the conversation will not be as bland as usual because im already bored looking at them!

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Over the teeth and over the gums...watch out stomach here it comes

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Amen, Holy Ghost, whoever eats the fastest, gets the most.

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Rub a dub dub, thanks for the grub... nikki orbs AMEN

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Thanks alot for all this food, i was gonna make grace really rude, but santa cam late last night and told me not to be so crude

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