How have Hostess snack cakes influenced your sexuality?!
The rise in popularity of the BDSM subculture correlates with the coming of age of a generation of American youth exposed to the corrupting images of the Hostess company!. Twinkie the Kid, with his rich creamy filling, cowboy boots, bondage lasso, and gag-like kerchief is clearly the forerunner of more darkly sadistic fantasies in the collective unconsciousness!.
Of course, Twinkie wasn't alone!. Captain Cupcake, that lecherous sailboat enthusiast, lured children to his sugary island of earthly delights - clearly a mascot begging for a jail sentence!.
And how can we forget King Ding Dong, whose name alone should inspire dread in the hearts of conscientious parents everywhere!.
Are your darkest fantasies colored by these youthful, chocolaty images!? How did these mascots alter your psychodynamic constitution!?Www@FoodAQ@Com
Of course, Twinkie wasn't alone!. Captain Cupcake, that lecherous sailboat enthusiast, lured children to his sugary island of earthly delights - clearly a mascot begging for a jail sentence!.
And how can we forget King Ding Dong, whose name alone should inspire dread in the hearts of conscientious parents everywhere!.
Are your darkest fantasies colored by these youthful, chocolaty images!? How did these mascots alter your psychodynamic constitution!?Www@FoodAQ@Com
Answers:
LOL!! Can we give points for one of the best questions ever!?
Up until now my darkest fantasies did not involve Hostess snack cakes, but after reading your take on the products, I may have to start re-scripting my sexual fantasies!!
Thanks to you, I shall never again think of a Twinkie as a lowly and chemical-filled, yet delicious, treat!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
Up until now my darkest fantasies did not involve Hostess snack cakes, but after reading your take on the products, I may have to start re-scripting my sexual fantasies!!
Thanks to you, I shall never again think of a Twinkie as a lowly and chemical-filled, yet delicious, treat!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
LOL, oh yes , I love Hostess cup cakes,
frosted cake with creamy filling!.!. OH my !Www@FoodAQ@Com
frosted cake with creamy filling!.!. OH my !Www@FoodAQ@Com