How do you get a chocolate orange to break?!
How do you get a chocolate orange to break?
Answers:
belt it against the wall...........
or smack it with your wii
Don't be silly, only the ones in the adverts break properly, and they are not made of chocolate.
give it a thump on a hard surface........try your head lol
With a hammer
Don't tap it WHACK IT!!!!
hold it secure in the palm of your hand - then bring it down on a hard surface, like a table or counter top
hammer
Tap the centre with a hammer and it breaks evenly xxxxx
tap once or twice before opening foil wrapper.......
Tap and unwrap!
Dont tap it , Whack it.
don't tap it, whack it!!.....lol have fun!
If that dont work beet the crap out of it!!!!
If that dont work get Vanessa felts to sit on-it!!...lol fat chance!
Throw it at a wall ,it might break, but then again the wall might fall down.
you've got to whack it!!!
Haven't you seen the adverts???
Get Dawn French to sit on it!!!
Give it a good bang ! haha
I used to like the dark chocolate lemons !
chill overnight in the fridge so its nice and crisp! when you want to have some get out the old cricket bat and substitute the chocolate orange for the cricket ball,usually works on the first strike.......happy munching!!!
whack it.
or throw it at a wall
or get a real orange to eat as they are healthier for you.
Try wacking it on a counter and see if that helps. :)
dont tap it whack it
WACK IT
Hit it with a rolling pin
Give it a good firm bang on a table.
I dont tap it, I whack it!!!! lol xxx
Whack it don't tap it
Throw it at "mans" head
make it watch X factor
just drop it on the table before removing foil
tap it
try a knife