My head is stuck in a pickle jar and i can't get it out what should i do?!
My head is stuck in a pickle jar and i can't get it out what should i do?
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Attach it to a raincoat and then you'll have a spacesuit.
You are a very dirty girl.
Call your local authorities
Survive on the pickles inside
Or smash your head against a wall....carefully though...
KY never lets u down.
Well, you really got yourself into a pickle this time!
stop right now - that looks sooo cute !
you changed your look...this ones better.
Dill or Gherkin? That's a mighty strong craving ya got there?
Ha! You'll have to "Eat your way Out"!
hammer
I'm thinkin'.......big hat, a real big hat.
Just wait, after a bit you will make the Darwin Awards web page and then people like me will laugh at people like you.
Have someone hit it with a hammer.
the brine will shrink your head shortly....you can eat a pickle while you are waiting.
First- Eat all the pickles
Second- Drink all the juice
Third- Hey why didn't you save me some oh ya back to third ok.. get some butter
Fourth- Put butter around head, pull jar off!
Fifth and Final- Voila! You will no longer have a pickle jar head!
Have a fantastical day!!!
Id get off the computer if i where you and not stick your head in pickle jars anymore
Darn those manufacturers! Sure, they make the opening way smaller than the jar. Always very difficult to get that last little Gherkin out! I mean the REALLY cold liquid, trying to fish the little bugger out...
Take a ball ping hammer and carefully break the glass.
It couldn't happen even if you want it to but if something like this were to happen you'll have to make your head and jar greasy so that it could slide off.
and if you were someone that isn't smart and take pain very well then bust the jar with your head in it. LOL.
I think we need to combine ideas here- one person said ky another said butter and I think we should throw in peanut butter and crisco and we have a party!! Oh wait the question wasn't pertaining to that..... Well I have to go round up a few friends and some pickles of my own!! Woo hoo
Step 1. Take a deep breath and calm yourself down.
Step 2. Apply a liberal amount of good water based lubricant.
Step 3. Run warm/hot water over the jar, this should cause the air inside to get warm and expand, creating pressure that should aid in the jar removal.
Step 4. Try using a gentle twisting motion while gently pulling.
If 1-4 didn't work it is time for harsh measures.
Step 5. Attach a suction cup to base of jar for extra leverage.
Step 6. Using a rope tie suction cup to nearest motorized vehicle.
Step 7-10. Reattach head.
Step 11. Find nearest fireworks store.
Step 12. Attach assorted fireworks to jar.
Step 13. Have friends and family members find scattered body parts.
Step 14. Try a 3lbs. hammer.
Step 15. Try a ax.
Step 16. Railroad tracks?
Step 17. Maybe if you chew and swallow the pickle you had in your mouth the whole time your head would fit back out?
Step 18. Either go to the E.R. or morgue, your choice.
Smash your head against the wall...
butter
Leave it there. You might start a new fad.
Bobbing for pickles again? I told you to put them in a container BIGGER than your head!
first of all, is this true? how did that jar of pickle get in your head?
anyway, i suggest you put some grease on the lid of the jar, and carefully let it slide off your head. this would be easier if you have thick hair. my suggestion is not really a guarantee but i think you should try it. who knows? good luck putting that pickle jar off your head before christmas!
happy holidays!
if your head is stuck; you should talking to someone in person and not typing your question on the computer
Mix Tequila and Pickle juice. Goes over huge in a bar in Sedalia, Colorado. Perhaps, you'll fall over and break the glass?
You should put grease of liqued soap around the opening of the jar your head should pop right out of the jar.
Silly girl, that's why they make pickle forks.