This is the Cookie Monster?!
This is the Cookie Monster?
People are always wanting to take cookies away from me now. Should I go on a diet or should I continue my life style? Also, should I ask for a raise?
Answers:
go on a diet *****!
Well, it seems your life has come down to cookies. Yes, go for the raise.
OH poor Cookie Monster, I'm going to make you a big batch of cookies while you go get your raise.
Mmwwwah
The Cookie Monster is not the Cookie Monster anymore. Did you know that? Yes I know it's sad. In fact, they renamed him and said he should be Vegetable Monster so now he is Vegetable Monster.
Sounds like you need sweetening up in your life.. Go ahead and bake some cookies with Sweetener and continue having your cookies. Yes ask for a raise and if you to not get a raise, still keep baking. Talk to a Nutritionist, join a gym, and keep baking those cookies. If the raise does not work out you can always sell those fantastic low-calorie cookies at your gym and to your friends and then charge them good,, no more letting them take them away from you.. So, in no time you will have a new life, a new body and more money.. Good Luck