HOW DO YOU OPEN A CHOCOLATE BAR?!
Ok, so I bought this wicked tasty chocolate bar and I cannot open it!. The first person I went to see, of course, were my guinea pigs, but all they did was make weird noises and sniff the chocolate bar!. (What is WRONG with them!?) So then I went to see my paintbrushes, thinking, maybe, they could tickle it open!. But they were sleeping (I think!.!.!. I've never seen them awake before!.!.!.!.) So I went to talk to my bedsheet!. But he was to soft to do ANYTHING! The last person I went to see was my shower curtain, but he's kind of grumpy today!.!.!. Plus he's all wet!.!.!.!. I think he's sweating, so I don't want to give him any more work!.!.!.!. HELP ME TO LEARN HOW TO OPEN THIS CHOCOLATE BAR!!!
(This is another one of my random jokes that are fished from boredom!.!.!.!. PS A funny question deserves a funny answer! Thanks!)Www@FoodAQ@Com
(This is another one of my random jokes that are fished from boredom!.!.!.!. PS A funny question deserves a funny answer! Thanks!)Www@FoodAQ@Com
Answers:
give your chocolate bar a little talk!. tell him (or her) that if he/she doesnt open,she/he gets to say hello to your blender or your can opener!
thats how i get mine open :]Www@FoodAQ@Com
thats how i get mine open :]Www@FoodAQ@Com
to open a bar first you have to get enough money to rent a space and also hire people, get supplies etc!. also does your bar have alcoholic drinks!? It's a chocolate bar so i presume you would sell chocolate there but what about drinks!? also have you purchased a disco ball!?Www@FoodAQ@Com
You go to your guinea pigs (or your best friend's) stick is through the bars of the cage and have them chew it open!!! LOL!!!Www@FoodAQ@Com
Too bad stupidity isn't painful!.!.!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
shabalabadingdongWww@FoodAQ@Com
not funny!. seriously, NOT FUNNY AT ALL!. :|Www@FoodAQ@Com
umm, wierd!.!.!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
I don't think you know what a joke is!.!.!.Www@FoodAQ@Com