Iv just got in at 1.25am im smashed, are you?!
Iv just got in at 1.25am im smashed, are you?
iv had a right laugh tonight in my local. av you been out? what do ya fancey to eat? im buying.
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kebab please! with loads of fanny batter
nah i'm working just now but i'll take a rain check on that
I'd fancy some kitty on a stick :) Hell, buy a round for everyone!
Smashed at 1:25am?........... I haven't even started yet!
No I have not been out, but I am am p**sed. I could go a Chicken Korma!
A big meaty kebab, why you got one?
your a dork. your name is probably- kineshi.
I'm at work so send round a large pepperoni pizzi please mate!
haggis supper
and a deep fried mars bar
one bottle of Irn Bru
either you're lying or you want a rapist to kill you, either one
Lucky you!! I wish i could have gone out and got smashed!! instead I have had the pleasure (not) in working on my dissertation. I hope you had a drink on me!! And I am glad you had lots of fun!!
Lol. Okay I want a peanut!!!! No no no wait... not a peanut.... a--- purple peanut... Yeah! That! You'll pay? Thanks!!! Wheee!!! I feel special! OHHHH SS-P-Eeeee-c-I-A-L!!! Thats how you spell it... I thinks