The pie on the shelf?!
The pie on the shelf?
It's whispering evil things into my ear? What should I do now?
Answers:
begone pie into the oven of damnation and burn yea self out never to whisper evil's again.
Touch it and call it Beryl.
Walls have ears. That's why I don't eat their pies.
Hit it with a frozen fish
Resist temptation ,,back away ,,plug your ears ,,,pray for the pie ,,,better yet go ahead and eat it that should shut it up ,,
Put in the oven on a high temperature to kill off any of the bugs that might be listening to your conversation, don't eat it full of rubbish and sooooooooooo evil.
don't eat the pie!
EAT IT THEN SHAG ME
Is this your attempt at being funny? You will never be a Monkey Fluffer or a Ghost Nation so I'd give it up now if I were you! Tw@t!
APPPIE PIE AND APPLE CRUMBLE ON TOP SHELF FOR ME
REPLY BACK
Threaten it, and if it still keeps whispering evil things to you EAT IT. If it wants to live it will shut up.
Thump it in the steak'n'kidneys.
EAT IT!
first the nose and this? dude you should see a pshychrist... sh i t i can't spell...
EAT IT.
flush it down the toilet, after you've given it a beating!!!!
Evil bastard pie
grab it and throw it out of the window. see the explosion? that was all the fat and calories burning away! i just saved you from gaining 80 calories and 20 grams of fat!
take your medication then eat it
eat it !!!!
put ur finger in it to warm it up then put ur willy in it and give it ur best shot