Do you have any suggestions for my friend's Bible-themed bachelor party?!
Do you have any suggestions for my friend's Bible-themed bachelor party?
It's going to be like the Last Supper, only with strippers and lots of booze. Any good advice?
Answers:
The last supper? Why not do Salome and the dance of the veils. Of course, John the Baptist's head doesn't need to come out, but the decadence sure can.
Do platters of finger cookies
"Locusts" (crab rangoon is a good substitute)
Milk and honey (punch and baklava)
Then maybe a dish to represent each of the apostles...
Greek food (like stuffed grape leaves) for Andrew (Asia Minor)
Hummus for James (Jerusalem)
Shish kebabs for Matthew (Antioch)
Couscous and dried fruits for Mark (Alexandria)
Bruschetta for Peter (Rome)
Something Indian (Thomas)
Blood oranges for Steven (Martyr)
Chocolate pieces of silver (Judas)
Chocolate clusters and cakes for Bartholomew and Jude Thaddeu (Armenia)
And of course lots of bread and wine for Jesus!
Looks like you've got it all. Why need any other thing?
fish, and loaves, and this is awesome.
you should all wear something like toga-ish and sandals.
and you should serve drinks in gold cups , like a chalice.
MAybe some Hookas,
yellow jelly has the best answer
Yeap: Cancel it...
All I can say is that before you introduce the strippers, you can say, "and now.........Time to part the Red Sea!!!" and instead of the strippers asking if the groom if he wants a happy ending, have them ask him if he wants "the Apocolypse"
That's rather blasphemous!
What suggestions do you need? Booze and strippers seem to be the requisite components and sounds like you've got that covered.
And yellow_jelly knows way too much about JC and the 12 As!
add some snakes to it...lots of them! and pile up some apples in the corners of the room.