HI I need something 2 laugh at?!
HI I need something 2 laugh at?
if anyone gives me something 2 laugh at i will vote them the best advice
Additional Details10 months ago
i like all the jokes so far so everybody else has until tommorow 2 tell me a really good one i already have a favorite though
Answers:
10 months ago
i like all the jokes so far so everybody else has until tommorow 2 tell me a really good one i already have a favorite though
They Walk Among Us!
Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge,
he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: "Free to good home.
You want it, you take it." For three days the fridge sat there without even
one person looking twice at it. He eventually decided that people were
too un-trusting of this deal. It looked to good to be true, so he changed
the sign to read: "Fridge for sale $50." The next day someone stole it.
Caution...
They Walk Among Us
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While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which
direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking
him up every morning. Sh! e asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?" When
my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for sometime,
she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff."
They Walk Among Us!
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I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got a
call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open.
I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day,
7 days a week" He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting
to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific" .
They Walk Among Us!
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My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we overheard
one of the administrative assistants talking about the sunburn she got on her
weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a convertible, but "didn't think
she'd get sunburned because the car was moving". ..
They Walk Among Us!
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My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car. It's designed to cut through a seat belt
if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk...
They Walk Among Us!
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My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were discounted 10%.
Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and
gave us a 20% discount....
They Walk Among Us!
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I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring attached to an
earring by a chain. My friend said, "Wouldn't the chain rip out every time she turned
her head?" I explained that a person's nose and ear remain the same distance apart
no matter which way the head is turned...
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They Walk Among Us!
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I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the lost luggage
office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and
told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good
hands. "Now," she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?"...
They Walk Among Us!
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While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go.
He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4
pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding.
"Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.
Yep, They Walk Among Us, too.
http://www.koreus.com/files/200405/mahna...
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That made me laugh!!
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so do I
Go to the Riddles & Jokes catergory in Answers.
There are some really good jokes in there
i farted
god has a good sense of humor just look at the person next to you or even better just look in the mirror.
Look in the mirror.
something