The Israeli Way...?!
The Israeli Way...?
What happens if an insect falls in a cup of coffee?
The British : will throw the cup into the street and leave the coffee shop for good.
The American : will get the insect out and drink the coffee.
The Chinese: will eat the insect and drink the coffee.
The Israeli will :
(1) Sell the coffee to the American and the insect to the Chinese.
(2) Cry on all media channels that he feels insecure.
(3) Accuse the Palestinians, Hizb Allah, Syria and Iran of using germ-weapons.
(4) Keep on crying about anti-semitism and violations of human rights.
(5) Ask the Palestinian President to stop planting insects in the cups
of coffee.
(6) Re-occupy the West Bank, Gaza Strip.
(7) Demolish houses, confiscate lands, cut water and electrity from
Palestinian houses and randomly shoot Palestinians.
(8) Ask the United States for urgent military support and a loan of one million dollars inorder to buy a new cup of coffee.
(9) Ask the United Nations to punish the coffee-sho
Answers:
Persecution complex?
What an incredibly hateful and inappropriate "question."
Actually, it's not a question. It's a rant.
Oh, another tormented Hater....
If animals bombed your country, I think you'd feel differently
hahaha... thats funny
thats very funny.
I mean jews are like that, no wander why there is no peace in the middle east
U R a Nazi Arnt you? Israel should say f*** It and just take not just the border but lebanon as well. then sort it out. They give up land fpr peace and that lasted what 12 Hrs? The US resolution 1559 I think says Hesbo's have to disarm but hav not. and you Nazi's are B_*&hing about Israel? Do you ever 1939 and a country lead by a Psyco ? no we just conviently forget theas things.. The UN is a Waist. Israel never started theas fights. They just want to be left alone...
UN Resolution 1559
http://daccessdds.un.org/doc/undoc/gen/n...
Resolution 1559 (2004)
Adopted by the Security Council at its 5028th meeting, on
2 September 2004
The Security Council,
Recalling all its previous resolutions on Lebanon, in particular resolutions 425
(1978) and 426 (1978) of 19 March 1978, resolution 520 (1982) of 17 September
1982, and resolution 1553 (2004) of 29 July 2004 as well as the statements of its
President on the situation in Lebanon, in particular the statement of 18 June 2000
(S/PRST/2000/21),
Reiterating its strong support for the territorial integrity, sovereignty and
political independence of Lebanon within its internationally recognized borders,
Noting the determination of Lebanon to ensure the withdrawal of all non-
Lebanese forces from Lebanon,
Gravely concerned at the continued presence of armed militias in Lebanon,
which prevent the Lebanese Government from exercising its full sovereignty over
all Lebanese territory,
Reaffirming the importance of the extension of the control of the Government
of Lebanon over all Lebanese territory,
Mindful of the upcoming Lebanese presidential elections and underlining the
importance of free and fair elections according to Lebanese constitutional rules
devised without foreign interference or influence,
1. Reaffirms its call for the strict respect of the sovereignty, territorial
integrity, unity, and political independence of Lebanon under the sole and exclusive
authority of the Government of Lebanon throughout Lebanon;
2. Calls upon all remaining foreign forces to withdraw from Lebanon;
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3. Calls for the disbanding and disarmament of all Lebanese and non- Lebanese militias;
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4. Supports the extension of the control of the Government of Lebanon over
all Lebanese territory;
I really enjoyed it.
That is brilliant and you are so clever, made me chuckle at how clever you have composed it.