What are some funny rules to have for a house party?!

Here are some ideas:

1. Have a Key Master: collects all car and truck keys from party guests when they arrive.
2. Breathalizer test: Have an informal designated sober person to administer a very funny and yet appropriate series of tests for inebriated guests to pass before they can leave. Example, hopping on one foot, then the other, reciting the alphabet backwards, blowing into a balloon. ETC.
3. Give each person a punch card that will get punched every time they have a beer or drink.
4. Have everyone bring a pair of jammies and a sleeping bag for overnight guests too drunk to go home.
5. Illicit activities? Not sure what's included here, but you better take a look at the ages of your guests. Anybody over 18 can be subject to arrest and prosecution for sexual contact with a minor. If you're serving alcohol to minors, then you have to know that your parents etc. can (and most likely will) be sued in the event someone has an accident etc.
6. Purchase a toilet seat cover and place it over a pail and put a sign called "The Porcelain God", in case anyone has to pray to it!
7. Plan for univited guests or guests that get drunk, high, and rowdy. Pick two of the beefiest guys you know and get them tee shirts that say "Bouncer" and put them to work.
8. Get a first aid kit and a fire extinguisher and be sure to put away all your precious items so that they don't get lifted or broken.
9. In your invitations, have a list of rules not to be broken and have everyone sign them as part of their RSVP. You can make them sound funny, but be sure to honor them.
10. Have fun! Have enough food to balance out the substances. Serve coffee and breakfast in the wee hours.

No women can cross their legs (and then whatever punishment for breaking the rule, drink or w/e you are doing)

no men can put their hands in their pockets (or whatever you notice they do a lot unconsciously)

playing twister naked listening to intergalactic by the beastie boys

Maybe you can jump start my brain by suggesting a couple of rules you'd like to have and maybe then we can dress them up and we can build from there? I think I know what you're getting at - when my niece turned 16 I took a bunch of her friends to a hotel for the night and the approach we took was she asked them to all stay in the room -out of respect for HER... of course I gave them some room to be teens and then we had so much fun they wanted to stay in the room... do make sure your chaperons aren't too uptight!


ooh can't help you there... All I can say at this point is be careful... as the host you will be held responsible for everything your guests do. I worked at a hotel where somene over 18 rented a room and had a toga party - we had to have about a dozen 16 - 18 year olds escorted off the property by the police -some to juvie, some to jail. Their parents were NOT happy. The worst was the person that had the fake ID that bought the alcohol... not only were the police involved NO one got their property back (incliding keys to daddy's porsche) until the party host came in and made arrangements to reimburse us for our damages.... Plus I have nieces your age and can't let myself give you advice on how to get in trouble. Sorry.