Excuse for Broken Table at House Party?!
Broken Table.
Excuse for Parents??
Answers:
Best Answer - Chosen by Voters
"Kitty did it"
you and a friend were goofing around and play fighting and your friend threw you into the table and it broke?!
or maybe you got pissed off and broke the table by throwing it across the room like a feather?! IDFK!
Changing light bulb in the chandelier above table - stood on table and kablooey!
termites?
robbery?
maybe someone heavy fell on it?
maybe it collapsed when you were making sweet love on top of it?
Your a dumbass you should buy a new one
say "my friends are a bunch of wackos.......but i forgive them"
