funny things to say to a drunk person just waking up?!
someone gets drunk and passes out, when they wake up what are some funny one-liners to say to them
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(If they have a car, say): Hey, your car was towed last night...
or...
You know that was a man you were kissing last night?!
Lol..
If you see them stirring around, get in their face and wait for them to open the eyes and quietly say Boo... Believe me it scares the crap out of them
OR Girl have I got some pics on my phone you need to see
(slip a ring of sorts on their finger before they wake up.) Do you remember getting married last night?
Where did your eyebrow go?
stroke their face and quietly ask if they wanna do it again