How come im the only person who can hear my corn flakes talking?!


Question:

How come im the only person who can hear my corn flakes talking?


Answers:
Because as everyone knows, Cornflakes speak a very obscure dialect that most people don't recognize as intelligible speech, unlike Lucky Charms, which just have a slight accent.

Oddly enough, Lucky Charms speak with a Russian accent, not Irish, but what'cha gonna do?

um, what are you smoking?

how did you know you're the only one? i do too!!!

haha

Don't worry. I can hear them too.

you have a gift

I hear your cornflakes talking too.

I always let them talk.. before I eat them! Yum.

r u sure its not rice crispies. cornfalkes don't talk

because they are your corn flakes and are devoted to you only. where as my bowl of corn flakes says "your getting hungry, very hungry eat me." only to me.

no you are not i hear them to ,and my rice crispies,but its what they say that worrys me hehe

What are they telling you to do?

Is that sugar you putting on them....check the jar again....

i think you need to see a head dr. or either you need to back up off your bowl a little bit ,cause honey corn flakes don't talk

because they're your corn flakes.

because you are the only one who totally believed tour cornflakes are talking....well i for one too is the only one who sees my pillow's loving

Maybe your just special and have a reason too. What do they say exactly because it may be important! (;

Because you BELIEVE you're the only one. My cereal talks to me, sometimes I decide not to eat it and I leave it in the sun to shrivle up and it becomes a home to many flys, ants and maggots.

Well now this is an interesting question,
But not as interesting as some of the answers

Is one who hears one's cornflakes talking
Prone to strangeness, creeping, stalking
'Pray, what to ask of one so walking

Near the edge to join the dancers
Known to dance where logic fails
In the grey light of a tattered veil?

Thanks for getting into my business and calling my children retarded... FYI- your question came in AFTER mine so I obviously wasn't talking about you.

Did you take your medication this morning?

Because you have a creative imagination.

That's just the voices in your head dear. Corn Flakes do not talk.




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