funny things to say to a drunk person just waking up?!

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wake up

"I can't believe you fit that up your ***!" if it's a guy and "Why didn't you listen when I told you he had crabs?" if it's a girl.

Say the night before, they took off all they're clothes and went running down the street, wait and see what they say and then say just kidding. lol

Hand him a box of ex lax and tell him he is going to need this. Then just walk away laughing and never answer any questions.

i through experience can attest to waking up stranded. tell them their family member is dead then wait till he leaves. two birds..one stone

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Rise and whine..

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