How do hotdogs survive in the wild without eyes?!
How do hotdogs survive in the wild without eyes?
Answers:
because beavers like barbera strissan
they are naturally nocturnal
They have seeing eye buns.
Hotdogs are very tactile...they notice the slightest variation in the air around them and skeedaddle.
they follow their nose,of course
they are pack animals?
Who said they didn't have eyes??? Do you know what goes into hot dogs?? They survive quite well beings they have a mouth, legs or at least one leg, and can see quite well. Now one of the ingredients of hot dogs is chicken beaks, chicken legs and chicken eyes. And you thought they were made from recycled hospital waste like gall bladders, lungs, appendixes, and remnants of liposuction. Here in Ga. Hot Dogs are one of the most feared predators in the woods. One needs to hunt them with buns (the bread type), a squirt bottle of mustard and perhaps a little Mayo.
They just keep on rollin' rollin' rollin'... They just can't be caught!
They don't.
That's why they huddle together inside refrigerators.
Hotdogs are very smart until they reach the table.
they have a very keen sense of smell and are very quick, which is weird since they have neither feet nor legs...
You're a nutty little thing, aren't ya?
They stay together in packs of six.
They live undergound in boggy areas. It's hard to sneak up on them, as only they can tell which end is the front or back.
they smell!
They Pretend They Are Worms