I had an unpleasant moment!! Any advice?!

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Well that must be awkward :p
But you should change your pants, maybe get someone to run to the store and buy you some.

Mmm-mmmm. That is a tasty burger. Vincent, ever have a Big Kahuna Burger?
[Vincent shakes his head]

Wanna bite? They're real tasty.

Ain't hungry.

Well, if you like burgers give 'em a try sometime. I can't usually get 'em myself because my girlfriend's a vegitarian which pretty much makes me a vegitarian. But I do love the taste of a good burger. Mm-mm-mm. You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France?

No.

Tell 'em, Vincent.

A Royale with cheese.

A Royale with cheese! You know why they call it that?

Because of the metric system?

Check out the big brain on Brett! You're a smart ************. That's right. The metric system. What's in this?

Sprite.

Sprite, good. You mind if I have some of your tasty beverage to wash this down?

Go right ahead.

Ahhhh, hit the spot.

quickly run to the nearest toilet, dont forget to grab plastic bag or stuff like that. clean the mess on ur butt, and put the underwear inside the bag. go to the nearest convenient store and buy new ones. done.. but you need to go to the toilet FAST, or else people will notice the curry aroma.. :D

From now on carry extra clothing, supplies in a tote with you..have somewhere at work to keep it? It wouldn't hurt to carry another toothbrush and paste, too for "freshening up". You never know when "accidents" may happen (rips, tears, stains, etc). FeBreze makes a small bottle for ease in freshening air, fabrics, too...get some and keep at work or -on you in purse if you're a female.

pretend you`re in a korma...