What's the worse that can happen?!
What's the worse that can happen?
If I'm frying bacon in the nude.
Answers:
ouch! That would hurt! lmao!!
sdgsdhgsfgfsgfs
Splatter burns...ouch!!!!
greese harming any body parts.... wear an apron at least friend...
Grease splatters and burns on contact.
Might not be good on a sensitive area.
id loose my pecker in an auto accident
ouch
You could and would get hot grease jumping on you. Ouch!!
You could splash grease on your goods!
i guess a plane could crash in to your house or something... you didnt say it had to involve the bacon did you?!
hot oil can spill on your jock or something might catch fire and then you'll have to run outside naked and the pple in ur hood will know that u cook in the nude!
For you to turn into pigbait
burn, baby, burn.
get burned? go to hospital? loose your manhood? no cheeks? no wife? being a lonely old man live with 27 cats? die?
LOL...Along with your bacon, you could also fry your sausage!!
You'll burn genitalia.
skip the ham out of pan on your...nude
Your winky could get a little burn.
A kiss always makes things alright.
A rabid squirrel can smell the bacon sizzling and then break into your house. It may then mistake your elbow for the bacon and bite you there giving you rabies and you will die 4 days later...
Oil splatters on your nipples!!!
here's your sign
Oh my God, there is so much that can happen!! Let's just say, you may not be able to use your tool for a while. Hahahahaha!! That was funny!!!!
burn testicles,become impotent,bend over from pain bump head on stove, fracture skull,bounce head off floor, death
well if u have a body resembling a man...
hahah
i guessing in a couple of minutes your next questions gunna be "what to do with burns on your cash n prizes"
Well you might burn some areas that are quite sensitive...eve to light lol!
Pop, snap, sizzle, you know the rest. You get a boo boo........
You might get some new scars to show to your love interest.
Your grandmother walks in?
it shrivels up