What was the best thing before Slice bread was invented?!
What was the best thing before Slice bread was invented?
admittedley stolen from Radio 2
Answers:
Bread knifes.
the bun
bread
unsliced bread maybe
swords then bullets changed the world
much quicker tthan votes
ice cream
Bread itself.
regular loaf-bread
elbow patches to prolong the life of your favourite jumpers
peanut butter
very small loaves of fresh bread. that way, people could easily break it in half and make themselves a sandwich.
The Outhouse ...
Bakeries
Alcohol.. DUH! They have even found it in egypt and other ancient civilizations dating long before sliced bread!
The washing machine. Don't believe me, then take your laundry to the river and think about it.
sex
To enable sliced bread to be invented you needed lard...see the following website for all sorts of culinary guff!
The Wheel or Women
cheese, and before that it was an Amoeba
Money (which is the root of all evil)
the knife to cut it........
sex
on sliced bread
Shaved or Crushed Ice