Birthday party essentials (and non essentials)!!?!
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You must have a big shed.
Have a fire extinguisher mounted somewhere handy...advise your local sheriff/constable that you're having a bash [as in no worries, chum]...get a goodly supply of ice [cubes last longer than crushed] and store same in washtubs out of the combat area...have a decent first aid kit and let's hope there's a student nurse in the crowd...porta-potties out in the back pasture for the gents, let the girls have the indoor loo...and if you're planning on offering toots, nose candy, spliffs etc., be sure you can make bail and that your family has a decent attorney on retainer.
oh yes, happy BD, dude. oh yes, cancel the rodeo bull - the parental units might appreciate not having to go to court when someone gets badly hurt. liability is not a 'concept' it is a reality.