How do i take a good dump?!


Question:

How do i take a good dump?

i really want to know how i can take a good dump... any help?


Answers:
eat lots of beans

Luke you're stupid.

Plenty of fruits and veggies.

2-4 tbs. of caster oil will sit ya down

Eat beans, cabbage, and sit on the pot and crap your brains out!

eat a whole tin of prunes,that should do the trick

Drink two glasses of prune juice that should do you real good.

Ex lax- lots of it

Brown rice and corn

EXLAX

shoot yourself in the head and you won't have to worry about it.

Eat a bowl of shredded wheat every morning for breakfast!

eat lots of fiber

Go to the health food store and ask the nice lady for a colon cleansing system. You will have several good dumps!

if you want to take a dump, i mean a really good wall hugger this recipe should do the trick


eat bananas and wash it down with prune juice, finish it off with a chocolate milk shake.

here is my suggestion... instead of spewing out all that bulls*** swallow it and you will have a good dump

Metamucil

smooth move xlax




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