Why is the rum gone?!
Why is the rum gone?
Answers:
Because I poured it all over your bossoms and licked it off last thursday, remember?? Silly goose... ;-)
There will be no living with her after this...
Because it is a vile drink.
I like malibu's passionfruit rum
you drank it
Because it is a vile drink that makes even the most respectable men turn dispicable.
Besides I cannot make my "Sex on a Beach" without it ;)
gulp!
Check in the cabinet... on the left. I think I put it there last time I had it out.
you drank it all by yourself and didn`t share with US
because I drank it all, I'm sorry.
Because it's a rum question.
Because Captain Morgan came a visitin with a bottle of Coke!.