What is WEDDING ANNIVERSARY SEX?!
What is WEDDING ANNIVERSARY SEX?
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary. The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads: "Here Lies My Wife - COLD As Ever." "Yeah," she replies, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone reads: "Here Lies My Husband - STIFF At Last."
P/s: and u guys were thinking of the kamasutra positions didnt u....when u guys read the title out there huh? tsk tsk tsk shame on u for those who did?
Answers:
You buy her something expensive and she doesn't report you to the authorities for violating your restraining order
don't get fool...It''s still SEX in the end
Someone forgot to take their medication this morning....