Do you know about this sausage?!
A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?"
The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?"
The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage , would you ask me if I was Italian?
Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog, would you ask me if I was Jewish?
Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican? Or if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"
The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."
The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Polish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Polish?"
The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home Depot."
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John you are what makes the morning go around. Thanks for the insight,
Great stuff keep it coming. My Dad used to love your political cartoons.
Maybe if you could pop a few of them in now and then.
Humor without PC is what life was intended to be. Some progressive fruit cake
will find something stupid to say about your little story,. Count on it.
I'm surprised the guy even found a member of staff in Home Depot to ask.
Now that's pretty funny. I just about wet myself laughing. Great way to start the morning.
Very good, well told. New condiments for an old joke!
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