why don't pineapples wear bathrobes?!
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I'm pretty sure some of them do, actually. Hugh Hefner used to be a pineapple but he got disowned when he started wearing one.
It's common knowledge among most people, actually. I'm surprised you didn't know already know. Most sensible pineapples will refrain from wearing lounge wearr because it's really disrespectful to their elders past and present. Any pineapple wearing a bathrobe is eligible for a $500 fine and possible jail time under the Public Indeceny Legislation Amoung Manthers act of 1945.
Cuz bathrobes don't wear pineapples =]
Because they don't have big juicy melons.
They're already too hot in their native 'skin'
What ?????????? Why should they , it is a fruit .Darla S.
why why!
Why SHOULD they?