MY HAND IS A DOLPHIN!?!


Question: MY HAND IS A DOLPHIN!?
how do i stop it??? it keeps squirting water in my face! all my friends avoid me now :(

Answers:

Put it in the back seat. Or the front seat.



There's only one solution to dolphin hands. You need to drug him so he passes out, hotwire your neighbours car and drive to a pet store and buy a giant slug. Arouse the slug by rubbing vigorously on it's back and showing it slug porn, then when it is about to ejaculate place it onto your hand and before you know it your hand will be good as new.

Lots of dolphin-hand problem experience



QUICK. GET THE HELL OUT OF THAT CAR BEING DRIVEN BY 13-YEAR-OLDS

WAIT UNTIL MONDAY. IT'LL ALL BE BETTER

Fridays are the worst



You have to wrap a piece of cloth on your hand.



Buy it some fish, it might be hungry.




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