What is your best story involving alcohol?!
What is your best story involving alcohol?
Answers: The best one I remember was "making drinks"(they had NO alcohol in them) for a friend and watching him run around acting like a complete idiot the more he "drank." It was pretty awesome though watching him stumble and tripping over things that were not there. The greatest part was everyone knew there wasn't any alcohol in his drinks so everyone was cracking up. The night I ended up dancing on the bar with some of my girlfriends with my husband standing there watching me make a fool out of myself wISH i HAD ONE to share homedepot...7PM build new beer bong....$60...double hosed with butterfly valves and liped funnel...party party party...time to go home...."let's see how fast this station wagen can go on the straightaway!".....75 MPH into a 2 foot embankment then some huge boulders for decoration then someones front yard brick fence...should've died...walked away I have hundreds of stories, but unfortunately I cant remember a single one, best to chat to all my mates...They made me have all the alcohol. lmao x My brother doesn't even drink and he taught me a drunk poem. Here's how it goes.
Starkle Starkle little twink.
What the heck you are I think.
I'm not under the alcafluence of incohol
although many thinkle peep I am.
Oh I fool so feelish
But I don't know who's wet.
But the drunker I sit here
the longer I get. The time i thought my sofa was a urinal!! It's never me who I have funny stories but my friends. One of my friend peed in our(my husband and me) fridge in middle of night.
One of other friend woke up in the morning and couldn't remember where his shoes were. When he was coming up to our apartment he found his shoes lined up neatly on the road.
Other than that...oh a funny story about this celebrity in Japan, Ken Shimura went to poop and he fell asleep while he was doing it. He woke up in the morning and he realized he never took his pants off!
Ah, drunken funnyness! To set up the background...It was many years ago, my children had a large play house in the yard, and they weren't home. We had a house party, with a lot of drinking. This was back when drinking was more acceptable, and streaking was in vogue. After the last guests left, my asinine husband thought it would be fun to streak up the alley...buck naked! I had a small ' discussion ' with him, explaining if he did that, there would be repercussions. Well he had his naked run and came home to a locked up house. He spent the night in the playhouse. I let him in in the morning, and he never said a word about it. Never streaked again. When I woke up the next morning after a night of drinking I was actually married. One night i got so wasted and ended up taking two guys to the beach, had a blast swimming at 3 in the morning and watched the sunrise by 6am while having bfast by the beach! it was awesome! ohh ohh ohh!
Thee naked men wearing only orange traffic cones (lighted) on top of their head, skatboarding down a steep hill screaming... followed by 2 police on bicycles and followed by a police car.... and that's just for starters - orange traffic cones rules. I had a threesome.
=] the one where there was no alcohol. A friend of mine was in a bar in New Orleans ( Pat 'O Briens) and got so drunk he barfed at the table. The guys with him put him in a cab and told the driver where to go. He got there ok but saw a room door not completely closed so he went in, took off his clothes and passed out. He awoke to a confrontation. Police were arresting a man who was robbing this hotel room. When the occupants of the room said they don't know this guy in the bed he was arrested too...and too drunk to even defend himself as the burglar tried to put the rap on him. It all got straightened out but how crazy is that? I was on a first date with a guy in Houston. He was a little drunk when he picked me up but I went anyway..thinking he'd be ok. We went to a movie theater, where he proceeded to talk throughtout the show. I was relieved when he fell asleep so he'd shut up. It wasn't long before he woke up and walked to the middle of the aisle and urinated. I decided then to just walk home. He didn't seem to understand why I wouldn't go out with him again. lol! One night me and my friends were drinking, and we wandered downtown and were just being stupid. For reasons that have been unexplained, I remember being really hungry and I saw a street meat stand and wanted some. So me and my friend painfully walked over to the hotdog cart. The person running it was sitting on a cooler reading a magazine. my friend and i walked behind the bbq, say hi to the person and start cooking our own hotdog. the guy got up and asked us what we were doing. thankfully he was like 18 so he didnt get too pissed. we said that we were really hungry and didnt wanted to interrupt his reading. none the less he said that he would finish and he finished cooking our hot dogs for us. we flirted our way out of getting into trouble and got his number. we never called haha.
