I need me some new recipe help?!
Thank ya'll ever so much. :)))
Answers: Ellie Mae is gittin' too old ta be single anymore and I need me some new recipes for when them men come a'callin. I mean -- they's only so many ways to serve possum. Any suggestions?
Thank ya'll ever so much. :)))
I dun tole ya Granny...ifin ya ain't a usin' fresh road kill...then ya gotta use ya sum extre garlic.
Add sauteed squirrel or racoon. Be sure and saute in bacon grease for that down home country flavor and dredge in flour before you do! Serve with greens (your back yard should be a good resource) along with those pigs feet you've been drying out and for dessert, some baked apples.
Maybe you should try serving beaver.
How about possum chili??? Served with cornbread with cracklins in it!!! Hope Ellie Mae finds a man soon!
I heard bout this survivorman who makes some delicious varmint meals. uses the bugs right offen the ground too. Caterpillars and sich as that. Ants, crickets, grasshoppers full of somein called proteen. Since you be at home you can send the younguns to catch all they can..then roll in flour and fry up crispy in the thar hot lard. Simmer sum dried beans all day with a fatback for seasoning. Cut up some wild onions and ooh wee a fest that'll have every male chile fer miles a courtin yer Ellie.
I suggest Ruffie Ruffed Grouse. Ellie Mae can have her way with the feller and trap him into a relationship once knocked up.
Come to think of it, isn't Ellie Mae about 70 now? Probably past her prime for child bearing. But I would still hit that.
You are obviously a man so I'd say you might want to fix a batch of sour grapes...with a case of Bud light.
I says talk to them learned kin-folk in the senior's section. They seem to know a thing or two about youngins, hens and possums.
racoon rocks! lol.
Ya'll know Ellie Mae is gowna need more than grub to land her a man...ya'll can't look as purty as me...now go on,Grannie.
Ma alays had the best possum recipes, if'n you feed them there possums persimmons fer 2 weeks afore you done cook em.
if'n you parboil them good an them bake em in a stone oven, with sweet tators and poke salat boiled twice, and then fried with hog back,
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e with a ample supply of shine, that there Elle Mae, will have so many propositions you have to hire yourself a chaperon.