Funny signs at my party?!

Question: Hello!
i am a college student and i am hosting a party at my house... with u know..drinkin and all that.. i have an idea for having funny signs in the house about what people shouldnt be doing.. but i cant think of anything to have.. please suggests me some.

thanks

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Answers: Hello!
i am a college student and i am hosting a party at my house... with u know..drinkin and all that.. i have an idea for having funny signs in the house about what people shouldnt be doing.. but i cant think of anything to have.. please suggests me some.

thanks

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Here are some more....

don′t pee on the floor....(that goes on the bathroom)
don′t break anything... (that goes on the living room)
don′t you dare.... on my clean sheets.....(that goes on your bed)
my mom and dad are inside... (that goes on your bedroom door)
if it′s empty go buy some more... (that goes on the keg)


can′t think of more either....


good luck!!!

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I don't know if this is the kind of thing you're looking for, but I've always liked the sign, "Girls bringing in sailors must pay for room in advance."

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no party poopers allowed....eat what you got...might not want anymore............no studying allowed... pranks not allowed... no undressing....put the toilet seat back down........bedrooms restricted.... stay off computer porn sites, stay off online personals........... don't be cruel

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