I've accidentally eaten a Ginsters pasty. Should I phone the ambulance, fire brigade, police, or coast guard ?!
did it fall into your mouth when you yawned,
I suggest phone for the enema squad..
or some big rubber gloves a lenght of plastic tube and some warm water..and brace yourself..
Answers: how can you eat one accidentally,
did it fall into your mouth when you yawned,
I suggest phone for the enema squad..
or some big rubber gloves a lenght of plastic tube and some warm water..and brace yourself..
Ha ha ha, ummm ambulance I think!!! Or just eat some salad to make up for it and give your body some real food, lol.
Warn the sewerage service of an impending tsunami.
All of them, to be on the safe side.
mortuary see if they got any vacancies.
Go and lick the dog's ar$e ,,,, it'll take the taste away ....
I would hastily write your last will and testament and hope for the best, do you have life insurance?
your'e gonna need kim and aggy for this one!!!!!!
weight watchers! lol..they are something like 21 points!
lmao you must have a big mouth then. only accidentally thing i eat is a fly lol. Gillian MCKeith is going to kill you lol
bet you enjoyed it really, go on admit it
there is no cure sorry
Hmm, Have you ever tried sewerage from Sellafield?
Just wondered how you obtained your point of reference! ;-)
Danny
I think you need Drains R Us and a high pressure water jet.
All of them I think, 'cos you'll need plenty of manpower to lift you out of your armchair
forget the fire brigade, police, or coast guard, just call all your nearest and dearest and wish them farewell. good luck and i hope you have a nice afterlife!
What is a ginsters pasty?
That would be my sewage, I live near Sellafield!
The cheap Ginsters' pasties are a bit rough, aren't they? We live near where they are made, and the locals won't touch them. Their more expensive steak pasties aren't too bad. The firm also makes a lot of the Tescos' chilled desserts, and they are really nice. Try the egg tarts. That will take the pasty taste away.
Ha ha ha! Call them all!
That's gonna be a nice party!