Sausage rolls are sexy mmmmmmmmm?!
Answers: So you're the one who stole my sausage roll.. hmmm
wtf????
ok so they are
that's great...
They are greasy, stuffed with all kinds of minced up goo and become a complete slobbery mush when you eat them, I don't think that's sexy, but then again not everyone has the same ideas.
If you get aroused by sausage rolls, I think I must respectfully decline your offer of dinner.
wat?
You're sick.
Dipped into Tomato Sauce.