Gross made-up foods?? any suggestions?!
Answers: I need any suggestions for GROSS foods. not real foods YOU think are gross like broccoli or something, but made up ones, like maggety mashed potatoes or brain soup or icky things like that! be creative!
I can make a suggestion so you can gross people out with REAL food...
Interested?
Take a walnut and look at it...
Now then...
Great fun can be had by telling young children they are dried monkey brains.
When they look at you like YOU'RE the nut - tell them "I know they look like walnuts, but the only way to really tell the difference is to hold them up to the light... I mean, nuts don't need veins in them do they? But brains DO... so if there are veins in it you know it's a dried monkey brain and not a walnut."
Tee hee hee - it's wicked really as the 'veins' are always there!
You can REALLY freak them out by saying - "Oh... no... my mistake - it IS a walnut... but look at that spider trapped in it!
(As there are some people on here with NO sense of humour...I expect my 'violation notice' to arrive any second!)
There are *real* foods like that. For example...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casu_marzu
Cow gut soup with blood sausage and pickled herring on the side.
For lunch boiled pig foot with mustard
beef with apple sauce and basil on whole wheat pasta
Popsicles with pepper, pudding and broccoli and cheese soup
Elephant nose roast. ;)
Tuna Surprise. Top Ramen noodles mixed with Tuna Fish. My Bosses son loves it (Gross)