What is the worst fortune your received in a Chinese fortune cookie?!


Question: The worst one I received said.... Please ignore all previous frotunes. UUUGGGHH!!


Answers: The worst one I received said.... Please ignore all previous frotunes. UUUGGGHH!!

"that wasn't chicken."

The one I got yesterday said: Your present plants are going to succeed. No, that's not a typo, it really said "plants".

"man with one chopstick go hungry"

The worst fortune was getting no fortune,. Opening up my cookie to find it empty. Actually leaves you with an empty feeling inside.

I didn't get this fortune, but I heard about someone getting a fortune w/ a 1800 number on it... it turned out to be the number for the fortune cookie company

I got a fortune at a Japanese temple and my work companions refused to translate it for me!

I received a fortune that read: GOODBYE

"your time has come"

You will receive great wealth? they must have been talking about life because I'm still working hard for the money?

i saw a friend receive this depressing yet inspiring message:

''no matter what you do, there is always about a million people who are better than you'' hehe

i got a blank on once

"Help I am being held prisoner in a fortune cookie factory." I have worried about that poor person for years.





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