Juevos rancheros?!
Answers: My spanish isn't so good. I was under the impression that "juevos" in spanish meant eggs. I mean ... I've ordered them in other restaurants and got eggs over-easy, salsa, cheese ... well you know. Juevos rancheros. I went to a new place called Harry's the other day and when my meal arrived it looked like ... gross. Can't describe it, other than it looked like a large serving of hair balls. Naturally I didn't even touch it. So ... can anyone tell me what juevos really means?
Most of my customers are nuts about the place. For those who have the gonads to try something different it can be an enjoyable experience. The meat balls are especially good. Many of my customers are in the navy. We enjoy having our seamen join us for dinner, although business comes in spurts. Everyone tries to be a good egg and get along.
Huevos is spanish for eggs. When I order Huevos Rancheros I've always had an over easy egg on top. Love that stuff!!!
Based on context, could either mean "testicles" or, eggs.
iT MEANS EGgS
Oh no! You ate there? At Harry's! You must have been one of their l a s t customers. Now. don't be alarmed . I didn't mean that literally just metaphorically ! It's just that the health department closed them down that afternoon due to improper preparation and handling of their juevos .
Seems an eater at the restaurant choked on a rather coarse, wiry black hair found in his ranchero . DNA samples were taken from all the employees and oddly enough, no match was made. As a mater of fact, the employees and staff at the restaurant have blonde, brunette or red hair and no course black .
Well, later while under careful scrutiny and further investigation, they found Harry , the owner at fault. He was scratching himself in the back prep room when he thought he was the only one present at the time. Proof was found on the surveillance camera.
it dose mean eggs, this dish is to be served with with eggs you chose on how they are cooked, topped with salsa and cheese if you want.
I eat these all the time. lovem!!!!
Huevos Rancheros (Mexican Style Eggs)
1 lg Onion; chopped
1 Poblano chili; chopped
2 tb Bacon drippings
2 Fresh tomatoes; chopped, or
Canned tomatoes
1 sm Hot green chile; chopped
Salt and pepper; to taste
Chili powder; to taste
Hot pepper sauce; to taste
Worcestershire sauce; to
-taste
6 Eggs
6 Tortillas
Grated cheese; (optional)
Instructions:
Saute onion and pepper in bacon drippings. Add tomatoes with some juice (a
small amount of water may need to be added with fresh tomatoes). Add chile
and seasonings to taste and simmer slowly, at least 20 minutes until sauce
is moderately thick.
Prepare eggs as desired.
Heat tortillas on a hot dry griddle or hold over a gas burner. If you
prefer tortillas crisp and crunchy, fry in shortening, taking care not to
brown.
Place 1 egg on each tortilla. Pour over 1 tablespoon sauce. Serve
immediately. Top with grated cheese, if desired.
they are eggs