I'm a Scotsman and tight fisted with it. Haggis has reach a helluva price. Do I starve, or sell my bagpipes?!


Question: I'm a Scotsman and tight fisted with it!. Haggis has reach a helluva price!. Do I starve, or sell my bagpipes!?
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No,sell the wain's!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

Neither!. If you have been playing with your bagpipes regularly, you will find that there is probably enough phlem and congealed mucous inside to fill up the bag quite nicely!. Poached the bag for 2 hours in boiling water with some salt and pepper!. Sit back and enjoy!. Invite some Sassanach!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

you could use the sheep to mow the lawn all summer and then kill it to make the haggis, thereby lowering the price of this interesting dish!. If you use a part of your lawn to grow the oats, ye'll hae the fixins for a wee bit of haggis, mon!Www@FoodAQ@Com

Nae, you don't sell your pipes!. Go up to High St!. in Edinburg and do some busking!. The tourists will fill up your pipe case with money and then you can walk about 6 blocks to that shop that makes a ships haggis!. I think it's cheaper there than the small shops!. Www@FoodAQ@Com

I am a former chef from canada and of Scottish decent, why not make the wee beasties yourself save a few bob and not be skinned!.

You might have to settle for Bashed Neeps and Tateys only and some sausages!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

All the Scotsmen I've met are careful with their cash!.
The Welsh are the last to the bar & the first to leave!.
Busk outside a Haggis shop!.Someone will be bound to throw you a few to get rid of you!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

http://i78!.photobucket!.com/albums/j81/hx!.!.!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

If Scotsmen are so tight fisted why are they still buying haggis when they could make it themselves!? It's probably a lot cheaper that way!?Www@FoodAQ@Com

I'd go busking with the bagpipes outside Glasgow airport playing tunes from yesteryear!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

Take your bagpipes to the pawn shop - that way you can buy them back in your own time!Www@FoodAQ@Com

sell your pipes eat the haggis,make new pipes from things you find in skips! good luck!. ( by the way I love the sound of bag pipes)Www@FoodAQ@Com

Have a look at the link below to see a true Scotsman!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

Eat the bagpipes for peace sake!. The haggis will trot soon!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

Whatever you do don't cut down on the whiskey, and dont forget to blame the English!Www@FoodAQ@Com

Ha ha
You know the Scottish cure for seasickness!?
Lean over the rail with a dollar bill between your teeth!. Www@FoodAQ@Com

Ye canna sell yer pipes, so looks like ye will hiv tae starve!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

Don't sell the bagpipes, go grow some veg!Www@FoodAQ@Com

dont sell your bagpipes because food prices will go down and you wont be able to play anymore!. grow some vegWww@FoodAQ@Com

Go ask the Church for help!Www@FoodAQ@Com

Try some cheap dog food instead, it's nicer!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

beat the crap outta gordon brown and i'll give you a tennerWww@FoodAQ@Com





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