Black Fluid: Have I Sinned?!
I was looking at my crucifix on my wall and felt Jesus' love upon me. I started looking at Jesus more and more and I touched myself in new ways. I think Jesus did not like it though because black this dark black sticky fluid started coming out of my private parts. Is God mad at me and what should I do?
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God is mad at you for posting this to Ethnic Cuisine.
Now go repent and cook me a sammich!
That was Satan coming out the tip of your penis.
umm. if its any other hole besides ur butt, u might want to see a dr. and pray to god it aint bad