I have a bird problem, hes really annoying and i need to eat him for food.?!

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Beep Beep!!! catch me if you can.....................................…

1. GRAB the remote control.

2. WAIT for the right moment.

3. Just a breath before he stops to eat the seed you put out, but a breath before the the anvil from ACME comes down, press the STOP button.

4. Now, quickly reach into the LED screen and grab him, and run into your kitchen where the pre heated oven awaits (or the boiling pot is).

5. AFTER consuming the bird, proceed to the LED screen and press resume button.

6. You will know if your cooking experience will have been a success or not when you push that button!!!

If you spent the money at the grocery store that you send to ACME for their products, you'd be able to roast your own turkey and forget that darned wild bird, Wiley!

This is a funny question ! LOL.
Look give up, you have tried and tried but I know you will never catch that bird.
Leave the bird alone already bad coyote !

You wouldn't happen to be a coyote by any chance would you? Personally I'd say give it up the bird is just too smart.

I cant tell if this is a serious question or not. YOU WANT TO CATCH AND EAT A WILD BIRD. i think you should see someone about your sanity....

give him a ........

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